sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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