his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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