He kissed a someone with a penis
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window