it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy