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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant

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(251): View more from Alabama

Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.

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(716): View more from New York

I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.

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(716): View more from New York

she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...

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(307): View more from Wyoming

we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.

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