I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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