Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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