Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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