ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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