We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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