Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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