in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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