gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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