On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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