i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I understand Curling. That high.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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