I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
