So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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