NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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