Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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