so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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