I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Swine flu is the new snow day.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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