I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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