so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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