so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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