He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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