why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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