dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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