I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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