brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
