I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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