I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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