i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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