i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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