Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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