You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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