Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I stole a fireplace last night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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