Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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