By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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