ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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