your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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