That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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