This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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