she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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