On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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