I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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