my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So much Jack, so little girl.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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