Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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