I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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