I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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