I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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