we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Green mimosas i think yes
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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