morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she looked like the before picture.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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