ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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