I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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