I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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