I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
how does that bad decision feel?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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