Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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