I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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