i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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