Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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