i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am one with the molecules
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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