My first STD was from a foam party
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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