Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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